What is the source of all life?
by Lonnie on Jan.14, 2009, under Ask the Oracle
Throughout history men and women alike have pondered this question. Wars of been waged, lives have been lost and still nobody has found the answer, that is, untill now ..
Hold on to your seats ladies and gentlemen .. The source of all life is beef gravy .. think about that for a moment, I mean really think about it! it’s the only logical substance that has enough power, and let’s be honest, rich creamy goodness, to create life on this planet.
Do you think you could create life with say.. ketchup? or syrup? .. ofcourse not, don’t be silly.. rich, creamy coagulated meat juices .. that is the key!
