Lonnie Knows Everything

heezy writes,

How tall is TOO tall?

Oracle’s answer,

Heezy,

Here are a few signs that you might be just a little too tall.

1. You remind people of a scene from Godzilla.
2. You need a seperate bed for your feet.
3. You have to bend down to walk through a door.
4. Ceiling fans frighten you.
5. The jet stream always messes up your hair.
6. Kites never seem to fly above your waistline.
7. Your old shoes double as homeless shelters.