Why are men retarded?
by Lonnie on Feb.11, 2009, under Ask the Oracle
Anonymous writes,
Why are men retarded?
Oracle’s answer,
Anonymous,
It is a well known fact that Men are extremely intelligent, but there are a few reasons why they appear to be a few bytes short of a packet.
Women typically have a very low IQ and therefore do not understand the genius spewing from the mouths of men.
Men also struggle to use words that others may understand without having to have a dictionary, because they have to take this step backwards, things may not come accross as intended.
A perfect example of this taking place is our own ex Vice President’s mispelling of the word potato, rather than using “Solanum tuberosum”, he was forced to attempt to spell out the alternative form in a way that others could understand. Because Mr. Quayle is so used to operating on a higher plane, he was unable to function properly on a lower plane and therefore mispelled it.
I hope this is all clear, unless ofcourse you’re a female, in that case just go do the dishes.
Oracle
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April 13th, 2009 on 9:19 pm
Just go do the dishes?!
If you were really intelligent you would know that in it is women who have the higher IQ according to several different proven studies. Tell me, if men are so smart, why do the females significantly outnumber the males in not just my AP classes but every AP class at my school? Guys’ actions seem “retarded” to girls because guys lack the development of maturity. Since girls mature faster than boys, they may not see the reasoning behind their actions. They also lack the ability to think before acting as quickly. Impulsiveness is a common adolescent characteristic and guys, maturing slower than gals, take longer to grow out of it. How’s that for an answer mister “hot-shot”? Just to prove how sophisticated the woman mind is, I am only sixteen.
April 14th, 2009 on 8:24 am
You’re absolutely correct, in your general age group, the female does have an advantage over the male, read on..
A study carried out by the University of Western Ontario conluded that on average, men’s IQs are neary four points higher than women’s.
A focus on a factors such as the ability to quickly grasp a complex concept, verbal reasoning skills and creativity – some of they key ingredients of intelligence – revealed the male teenagers had IQs that were an average of 3.63 points higher. The average person has an IQ of around 100.
The findings, which held true for all classes and levels of parental education, overturn a 100 year consensus that men and women average the same in general mental ability. They also conflict with evidence that girls do better in school exams than boys.
‘It looks like up until late adolescence, the females have the advantage over males because they mature faster, which masks the underlying difference, he said.
Although experts have accepted that men and women differ mentally, with males averaging higher on tests of ‘spatial ability’ and females higher on verbal tests, it was assumed the differences averaged out, leaving no difference in overall intelligence.
Prof Rushton believes the differences are directly linked to brain size, with other studies showing men having slightly bigger brains than women.
‘We know that men have larger brains, even when you take into account larger body size,’ said the researcher. ‘That means there are more neurons. The question is what these neurons are doing in a man – and they probably have an advantage in processing information.’
It is thought the difference may date back to the Stone Age, with women seeking out men who are more intelligent than them in a bid to pass on the best genes to their children.
‘Some people have suggested it evolved because women prefer men who are more intelligent than they are for husbands,’ said the professor.
‘Just as they prefer men who are taller than them, they also prefer a male who is a little ahead of them in IQ.’
August 23rd, 2009 on 7:14 pm
so i just wanted to know why when it comes to relationships guys are retarded, sorry but i know girls arent so easy to understand. But with relationships they sacrifice everything to be in a relationship with a girl. But then something small happens and they just quit and give up. What heck man.
By the way with the whole IQ thing i partly agree. I’ve meet pretty dumb guys as well as girls.:(
December 8th, 2009 on 5:40 pm
How about, some women are more intelligent then some men, and some men are more intelligent then some women. Some men dont know how to have a decent relationship and some are great at them. That goes the same for women. Like myself, im retarded in relationships. As soon as something small goes wrong, im out. Cant stand them, commitment issues, always lookin for something better, hate communicating, hate jealousy. I have a lot of girlfriends like that too. And i suck at school. Basically, we’re all alittle retarded ;) Stop the hate and lets make babies!
January 22nd, 2010 on 4:31 pm
This post is being taken too seriously, please remember that this is a humor section and “The Oracle” is a fictional character… this posting was made to be entirely politically incorrect and against the grain of what is proper… Just for humor…
Please stop sending me hate mail, what’s posted in this section doesn’t at all reflect my real opinions :)
February 9th, 2010 on 7:23 pm
This section of the site is for humor.. just FYI
February 11th, 2010 on 11:30 pm
IQ, and age group aside, I believe every male is apt to be a jackass every so often, and every female a dumb bitch once in a while.
It has nothing to do with intelligence or sex of a person, and everything to do with Ego, Id, and Super-Ego.
What is stupid is being a jackass or a dumb bitch too often, for whatever reason. That is just insane.
Cheers!