Just how did I acquire all of my knowledge?
by Lonnie on Mar.16, 2009, under Ask the Oracle
This has not been asked directly and I am sure I know why, it’s very intimidating to be around someone so absolutely perfect in every way.
It is unfortunate that I cannot provide you with a direct answer, and trust me it’s not because it is a secret, it is quite simply that regular people couldn’t handle the answer without their heads exploding and I assure you, it’s quite messy.
I will show you what happened the last time I tried to explain how I became so smart during one of my many lectures around the world, I warn you, the footage is graphic.
As you can see, this is far more than a simple migraine.
This is why I must share my knowledge with you, my adoring fans, in a slow fashion in the form of small nuggets of wisdom.. for your own safety!
- Oracle
