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Does the spoon exist?

by Lonnie on Apr.09, 2009, under Ask the Oracle

Anonymous writes,

Does the spoon exist?

Oracle’s answer,

There is no spoon! it is not the spoon that bends, only yourself!

Ok I lied, there is a spoon, I just used it to eat my cornflakes, I was going to tell you but I wanted to wash it first.

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