How old will I be?
by Lonnie on Apr.09, 2009, under Ask the Oracle
Anonymous writes,
how old will I be?
Oracle’s answer,
You will be one year older than you currently are.
Furthermore, you will eventually be 3 years older than you currently are, assuming you’re not dropped from a tall building or struck by a fast moving wheel of cheese.
Note: By the time you’ve read this, you will be about 8 seconds older than you were before you began reading, and this note added just about 3 more seconds.
