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If you were cheese, what kind would you be and why?

by Lonnie on Apr.09, 2009, under Ask the Oracle

Anonymous writes,

If you were cheese, what kind would you be and why?

Oracle’s answer,

Dear anonymous,

I have given this much thought while sitting on my thought enhancing chair device (AKA toilet).

It seems that there is only one logical answer to this question! but alas, I have not yet determined what it is.

Tonight I will purchase many burritos and spend a few more hours on my thought enhancer and see if any logical conclusions come to mind.

Thanks for asking!

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