Why do some guys hit on married women?
by Lonnie on Apr.09, 2009, under Ask the Oracle
Anonymous writes,
Why do some guys hit on married women?
Oracle’s answer,
Anonymous,
We’re sorry, Dear Abby is on vacation but we expect her back very soon. In the meantime we suggest cranking up the radio and listening to the relaxing sounds of a Saxaphone. If you do not have a radio, please visit your nearest elevator. Also, try to avoid operating heavy machinery while under the influence of Kenny G.
PS. If you’re female, what’s your sign? and are you busy this Friday?
Oracle.