How Tall is Too Tall?

heezy writes,

How tall is TOO tall?

Oracle’s answer,

Heezy,

Here are a few signs that you might be just a little too tall.

1. You remind people of a scene from Godzilla.
2. You need a seperate bed for your feet.
3. You have to bend down to walk through a door.
4. Ceiling fans frighten you.
5. The jet stream always messes up your hair.
6. Kites never seem to fly above your waistline.
7. Your old shoes double as homeless shelters.

Thanks for writing, Heezy – Stay classy and mind those 747s while you’re up there.. they can cause quite a headache!

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